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Welcome to the most fun, most morbid, most important game of our time - it's CelebriDies 2009!

The objective of the contest is to score as many points through the pain, suffering and ultimate demise of famous folks from the world over, as outlined by the CONTEST RULES below.

It should be an exciting year - after all, these whining, overpaid crybabies aren't getting any younger.

 
Who Is Gonna Die On NEWS: New Year, New Contestants, New Stiffs...

Contestants: [Cynister] [MDK(1)] [MDK(2)] [Warlord(1)] [Warlord(2)] [JMC] [LA-zy] [SPIRIT BREAKER]

 
Contestant #1
  RANK: 3rd POINTS: 130 Up ▲

















 
  Number of Deaths: 4
Avg. Age of Celebs: 74.9
  Most Recent Death: Swayze
Death-o-meter:
  Bonus Points: 25
  Rank in 2008: 2nd  
 
   
 
 

Selections
Birth Date
Death Date
Points
Occupation
  1. Chemical Ali 4/4/28     Kurd Killer
  2. Richard Dawson 2/24/21     The Killing Man
  3. Elizabeth Taylor 2/27/32     Actress, Friend of MJ
  4. Ronnie Biggs 8/8/29     Criminal
Those That Got Away
5. Ariel Sharon 2/27/28     Terrorizer of Terrorists
  6. Amy Winehouse 9/14/83    

Drugs + STDS = death
  7. Patrick Swayze 8/18/52 9/14/09 43 Cancer Dancer
  8. Art Linkletter 6/17/12     Some Guy on TV
  9. Steve Jobs 2/24/55     Mac Heart Attack?
  10. Dominick Dunne 10/29/25 8/26/09 17 Investigative Journalist
  11. Ted Kennedy 2/22/32 8/25/09 23 Expert at Alcoholism
  12. Robert Novak 2/26/31 8/18/09 22 Plame Journalist
  13. Susan Atkins 5/7/48     Manson Family Killer
  14. Wilford Brimley 9/27/34     Walrus
  15. James Garner 4/7/28     Maverick like McCain
  16. Kirk Douglas 12/9/16     Stroked-Out Actor
  17. -- Suspended Pick --        
  18. Annette Funicello 10/22/42     Surfing Guido
  19. Fidel Castro 8/13/26     Commie Bastard
  20. Zsa Zsa Gabor 2/6/17     "Darling" Actress
   
  Percent Dead: 20%     *Denotes 2009 New Entry
   
Contestant #2
RANK: 5th POINTS: 72 Up ▲


















 
  Number of Deaths: 2 Avg. Age of Celebs: 66.4
  Most Recent Death: Fawcett Death-o-meter:
  Bonus Points: ----  
  Rank in 2008: 5th  
 
   
 
 

Selections
Birth Date
Death Date
Points
Occupation
  1. Chemical Ali 1941     Kurd Killer
  2. Dick Clark 11/30/29     Stroked Out Host
External Links
 3. Keith Richards 12/18/43     Drug Fiend
4. 50 Cent 7/6/75     Bullet Magnet
  5. Clare Wallmeyer 1971     Anorexic Twin
1. CelebriDies 2008 6. Farrah Fawcett 2/2/47 6/25/09 38 Drug Fiend
2. CelebriDies 2007 7. Fidel Castro 8/13/26     Commie Bastard
3. CelebriDies 2006 8. Gary Busey 6/29/44     Drug Fiend
4. Stiffs.com 9. Dave Dravecky 2/14/56     Lost an Arm
5. The Death List 10. Hamid Karzai 12/24/57     Wears a Wedge Hat
6. Rotten.com 11. Annette Funicello 10/22/42     Surfing MSer
7. The Dead Pool 12. Elizabeth Edwards 7/3/49     Die of Cancer or Broken <3
8. Wikipedia.org 13. Elizabeth Taylor 2/27/32     7-times a wife, losing life
9. The Dead Pool 14. Ariel Sharon 2/26/28     Terrorizer of Terrorists
10. 2009 Deaths 15. Fats Domino 2/26/28     Musician
  16. George Steinbrenner 7/4/30     Damn Yankee
  17. Kay Yow 3/14/42 1/24/09 34 B-ball Coach
  18. Larry Hagman 9/21/31     Who Shot JR?
  19. Jim Nabors

6/12/30

     TV Dude
  20. Aretha Franklin 3/25/42     R-E-S-P-E-C-T
   
  Percent Dead: 10%     *Denotes 2009 New Entry
   
Contestant #3
 RANK: 2nd POINTS: 176 Up ▲

















 
Number of Deaths: 5 Avg. Age of Celebs: 59.3
Most Recent Death: Travers Death-o-meter:
Bonus Points: 25
Rank in 2008: 4th  
 

Selections
Birth Date
Death Date
Points
Occupation
1. Rachel Wallmeyer 1971     Anorexic Twin
2. Lindsay Lohan 7/2/86     All-around whore
3. Margaret Thatcher 10/13/25     Ex-PM
4. Muhammad Ali 1/17/42     Was the greatest
5. Orlando Thomas 10/21/72     NFL Cancer Kid
6. Ozzy Osbourne 12/3/48     Satanic Drug Fiend
7. Mary Travers 11/9/36 9/16/09 28 St. Peter, St. Paul, & St. Mary
8. Patrick Swayze 8/18/52 9/14/09 43 Cancer Dancer
9. Robert Novak 2/26/31 8/18/09 22 Interviewed Jesus
10. Roger Ebert 6/18/42     Thumbs Down on Life
11. Ron Santo 2/25/40     MLB Third Baseman
12. Ronnie Biggs 8/8/29     Criminal
Random Term of Death
13. Russell Watson 11/24/66     English tenor
14. Seve Ballesteros 4/9/57     Soccer player
  15. Shia LeBeouf

6/11/86

     Asswipe effed up his hand
  16. Stephen Hawking 1/8/42     "A Brief History..." Left
17. Susan Atkins 5/7/48     Manson Family Killer
18. Ted Kennedy 2/22/32 8/25/09 23 Chappaqui-dead.
19. Vaclav Havel 10/5/36     Politician
20. Wendy Richard 7/20/43 2/26/09 35 Brit Actress
 
 
  Percent Dead: 25%     *Denotes 2009 New Entry
   
Contestant #4
 RANK: 7th POINTS: 62 Up ▲


















 

 
Number of Deaths: 3 Avg. Age of Celebs: 72.3
Most Recent Death: Travers Death-o-meter:
Bonus Points:  
Rank in 2008: 6th  
 

Selections
Birth Date
Death Date
Points
Occupation
1. Annette Funicello 10/22/42     Surfing MSer
2. Roger Ebert 6/18/42     Thumbs Down
3. John Wesley Lam Jones 4/4/58     Sprinter / NFL
4. Mary Travers 11/9/36 9/16/09 28 Musician
5. Larry Flynt 11/1/42     Porn mogul
6. Loretta Lynn 4/14/34     Singer Hick
7. Patricia Neal 1/20/26     Dying Actress
8. Ed McMahon 3/6/23 6/23/09 14

Homeless Sidekick
9. Louis Farrakhan 5/11/33     Hatemonger
10. Rip Torn 2/6/31     Drunken Actor
11. Marion Barry 3/6/36     Crack is whack politican
12. Ted Kennedy 2/22/32 8/25/09 23 Chappaqui-dead
News Archive
13. Jack Klugman 4/27/22     Quincy
14. Courtney Love 7/9/64     Drug Fiend
  15. Peter O'Toole 8/2/32     Any day now, please

1/25 - Congratulations to Warlord(2) for winning CelebriDies 2008.

16. Kim Jong Il 2/16/41     Fearless leader
17. Fidel Castro 8/13/26     Commie Bastard
18. Stephen Hawking 1/8/42     "A Brief History..." to live
19. Ariel Sharon 2/26/28     Terrorizer of Terrorists
20. Jim Otto 1/5/38     Football Player
 
 
  Percent Dead: 15%     *Denotes 2009 New Entry
   
Contestant #5
 RANK: 4th POINTS: 93 Up ▲


















Number of Deaths: 2 Avg. Age of Celebs: 58.4
Most Recent Death: Swayze Death-o-meter:
Bonus Points:  
Rank in 2008 1st  
 

Selections
Birth Date
Death Date
Points
Occupation
1. Patrick Swayze 8/18/52 9/14/09 43 Cancer Dancer
2. Corazon Aquino 1/25/33     Former Manila Whore
3. Nusrat Bhutto 9/21/29     Like Daughter Like Mother?
4. Boy George 6/14/61     STD monger
5. Matt Cappotelli 11/12/79     Wrestler
6. Jeff Conaway 10/5/50     Trainwreck
7. Patricia Dunn 3/27/53     Ex-HP CEO
8. Teri Garr 12/11/44     Actress
9. Lou Henson 1/10/32     B-ball Coach
10. Larry Kramer 6/25/35     Gay advocate
11. Mindy McCready 11/30/75     Hick Singer
12. Pope Benedict XVI 4/16/27     Ex-Nazi
13. Grace Slick 10/30/39     Starship to Heaven?
  14. Tom Sizemore 9/29/64     Drug & Hooker Addict
  15. Stephen Stills 1/3/45     CSN & Dead
  16. Elizabeth Taylor 2/27/32     We are over you, please go.
  17. Margaret Thatcher 10/13/25     Ex-PM of Wankerville
  18. Allegra Versace 6/30/86     Bimbo / Waif / Designer
  19. Amy Winehouse 9/14/83     Walking Meth Lab
  20. Michael Jackson 8/29/58 6/25/09 50 Likes Cornholing Juveniles
   
  Percent Dead: 10%     *Denotes 2009 New Entry
   
Contestant #6
 RANK: 8th POINTS: 43 Up ▲


















 
Number of Deaths: 1 Avg. Age of Celebs: 74.7
Most Recent Death: Swayze Death-o-meter:
Bonus Points: ----  
Rank in 2008: N/A  
 

Selections
Birth Date
Death Date
Points
Occupation
1. Patrick Swayze 8/18/52 9/14/09 43 Cancer Dancer
2. Larry King 11/19/33     Interviewer
3. Amy Winehouse 9/14/83     Crack Fiend
4. Mike Wallace 5/9/18     60 Minutes to Live
5. Clint Eastwood 5/31/30     You feel deathy, punk?
6. Queen Elizabeth II 4/21/26     Your Royal Corpse
7. Brigitte Bardot 9/28/34     Bigotted Bardot
8. Elizabeth Taylor 2/27/32     Old Hag
9. Robert Redford 8/18/36     Sundead Kid
10. Sean Connery 8/25/30     "Cremated... not buried"
11. Don Imus 7/23/40     Nappy Headed Hick
12. Bob Barker 12/12/23     The Price is Wrong
  13. Ariel Sharon 2/26/28     Ariel is a chick's name
14. William Shatner 3/22/31     Boldly go kill yourself
  15. Margaret Thatcher 10/13/25     The Right Honorable Corpse
  16. Fidel Castro 8/13/26     Commie Bastard
17. Gene Wilder 6/11/33     Willy Wanker
18. Mel Brooks 6/28/26     Blazing Coffins
19. Joe Paterno 12/21/26     We are... almost dead!
20. Keith Richards 12/18/43     Drug monger
 
 
  Percent Dead: 5%     *Denotes 2009 New Entry
   
Contestant #7
 RANK: 1st POINTS: 193 Up ▲

















 
Number of Deaths: 6 Avg. Age of Celebs: 68.5
Most Recent Death: Swayze Death-o-meter:
Bonus Points: ----  
Rank in 2008: 7th  
 

Selections
Birth Date
Death Date
Points
Occupation
1. Patrick Swayze 8/18/52 9/14/09 43 Cancer Dancer
2. Amy Winehouse 9/14/83     Walking Meth Lab
3. Barack Obama 8/4/61     #44
4. Lauren Bacall 9/16/24     Going the way of the Bogie
5. Dick Clark 11/30/29     Stroked-out Host
6. Andy Rooney 1/14/19     Annoying Commentator
7. Fidel Castro 8/13/26     Commie Bastard
8. Steve Jobs 2/24/55     Mac Heart Attack?
9. Kirk Douglas 12/9/16     Strokester
10. Ted Kennedy 2/22/32 8/25/09 23 Chappaqui-dead
11. Ronnie Biggs 8/8/29     Criminal
12. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi 4/1/52     "Who do you think? The Libyans!"
  13. Bobby Robson 2/18/33 7/31/09 24 Soccer Tosser
14. Chemical Ali 1941     Kurd Killer
  15. Elizabeth Edwards 7/3/49     Cancer Wife
  16. Ariel Sharon 2/26/28     Terrorizer of Terrorists
17. Susan Atkins 5/7/48     Manson Killer
18. Wendy Richard 7/20/43 2/26/09 35 Brit Actress
19. Robert Novak 2/26/31 8/18/09 22 Plame Journalist
20. Gary Papa 9/2/51 6/19/09 46 Move Closer to your death, my friend...
 
 
  Percent Dead: 30%     *Denotes 2009 New Entry
   
Contestant #8
RANK: 6th POINTS: 67 Up ▲















 
  Number of Deaths: 2 Avg. Age of Celebs: 74.9
  Most Recent Death: Swayze Death-o-meter:
  Bonus Points: ----  
  Rank in 2008: N/A  
 
   
 

Selections
Birth Date
Death Date
Points
Occupation
  1. Ernest Borgnine 1/24/17     McDead's Navy
  2. Cloris Leachman 4/30/26     Will break hips on DtwS
  3. Roman Polanski 8/18/33     Rapist
  4. John Updike 3/18/32 1/27/09 24 Rabbit, run to the mortuary
  5. Elizabeth Taylor 2/27/32     Just Die Already
  6. Steve Jobs 2/24/55     Mac Heart Attack?
  7. Elizabeth Edwards 7/3/49     Cancer + cheating hubby = dead
  8. Mickey Rooney 9/23/20     Andy Hardy gets embalmed
  9. Leonard Nimoy 3/26/31     Stop long living and prospering
  10. Frank Gehry 2/28/29     Build heaven a guggenheim
  11. Fidel Castro 8/13/26     Commie Bastard
  12. Mary Higgins Clark 12/24/27     In suspense- will she die?
  13. Hubert De Givenchy 2/20/27     Designer / Aristocrat / Frog
  14. Hugh Hefner 4/9/26     Shoulda taken vitamins, not viagra
  15. Amy Winehouse 9/14/83     Crack + makeup = bettie page meets rick james
  16. Patrick Swayze 8/18/52 9/14/09 43 Cancer Dancer
  17. Ellsworth Kelly 5/31/23     Minimalist
  18. Pope Benedict XVI 4/16/27     Will play golf with God soon
  19. Stephen Hawking 2/26/31     Are there black holes in heaven?
  20. Jack Kevorkian 5/26/28     Taste of his own medicine
   
 
  Percent Dead: 10%     *Denotes 2009 New Entry
 
 

Contest Rules:

1)  Each contestant will submit 20 names of those celebrities he/she thinks will 'retire' from humanity in 2009 (Jan 1. - Dec 31).  Each pool (a list of 20 names) entered costs $20 and contestants are allowed as many pools as they wish at the same cost.

2)  All pools must be received no later than January 15th, 2009.  

3)  Cash delivered in person and checks made payable to Andrew R. Coe must be received no later than January 15th, 2009; if payment is received later than the 15th, the submitted pool will be forfeited and any money submitted will be returned in full.

4)  The winner of the pool will receive two-thirds of the pot and the runner-up will receive one third.

5)  Winners are decided by their total points, with the highest number of points being the objective.

6)  Points are decided by the following:

- The age of the celebrity when they die subtracted from 100 will be the points awarded for that death. For instance, if Esther a.k.a Madonna dies (current age 48 I think) that will be 52 points for those who chose her on their list.  For those who choose someone 100 or older, you receive 0 points if they kick it.  So don't choose someone 100 or older.
- 25 bonus points can be won by having two picks die within the same week (7 days, as in a Sunday through the next Saturday or Monday through the next Sunday, etc).
- 75 bonus points can be won by having three picks die within the same week.
- 50 bonus points can be won by having two picks die who were born the same year.
- 100 bonus points can be won by having two picks die that were born the same date (month and day, not necessarily the same year)

7)  The submitted pools will be posted online at http://www.octoraro.org/~coe/mdk.htm which will be updated as picks die.  Point scoring will be updated as soon as possible.  Contestants may choose a nickname so that they aren't directly being associated with such a gruesome activity. 

8)  The term 'celebrity' is not qualified in this pool, but the person's death must be reported by the Associated Press for the death to count in the contest.

9)  If there are any questions or concerns, contact the organizer at any time.

 

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